Stealth: The protagonist of Just Deserts, Stealth is the young, 1337 knifing Super General of the Opposition army. Everyone is jealous of his rank for some reason, and he seems to have to do EVERYTHING around the Opp base...;)
Alphacod: Formerly know as Alphacode, this piggy somehow flew up to the rank of General. Ths power-hungry ham causes a great deal of stress to Stealth, but somehow me manages to keep the Opp army in good shape.
Saptiva: She is the beautiful PKM-wielding, bunny-hopper-hating, stategy planning lady of the Opposition army. She takes any chance she gets to get back at Alpha and his paddles, at the same time watching her back from Stealth knifings. There are also rumors about this secret bush that she has somewhere...
Bubba: Ol' Hillbilly Bubba is a wise hairy man who has had much experience on the battlefield. He has mysteriously disappeared from the battlefield however, and seems to roam the World of Wussies nowadays...
Casbar: Arch-enemy friend of Stealth, Casbar is one of the few people with enough skill to take Stealth out. He has to constantly watch his back though...and sides (if in a vehicle) because Stealth will always be there, whiping out his blade (or C4)!
Scope: The proud bunny-hopping rabbit boy is another one of Stealth's favorite targets. Everyone still loves him though, except Saptiva, who hates bunny-hoppers. Currently AWOL, but rumors have it that he will make a triumphant reentry into the battlefield.
Smitty: Everyone loves to TK Smitty. He is constantly being killed by all of his friends, and he loves it (^_^).
Xb385: The crazy Coal dictator guy, Xb somehow seems to get into every mess that the Opp faces. He has a strong desire to obtain Opp technologies, and always has some fiendish plans up his sleeves.
Bogey: This Golf-inept guy has become an experienced veteran over the years, and faithfully follows his Super General. And he never ever whines ever!
